Because we are SMALLDOTFARTS

Hold your breath all you want and twitch your nose in whatever direction; YOU do it, I do it, EVERYBODY does it! 

FART, OF COURSE!

But no one ever talks about it. Even with the amounts of crazy tweets/fb posts/instagram pictures there is still not enough mention of this phenomena of passing gas (often noxious and occasionally fatal). 

UNTIL I FOUND THIS!!!

BEHOLD!

YES, SMALL FARTS WILL BE BACK. 

IN GREATER NUMBERS. 

JUST LIKE US!

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)

UNCERTAINTIES

NOTHING IS CERTAIN BUT DEATH AND TAXES

(Benjamin Franklin - yes, the man we have to thank for electricity!)

Sounds daunting doesn't it? But let's admit it, we all go through times when we are faced with doubts. Many of us still go through it. As much as I'd like to say that's 'another phase of life'...I don't think it is. The truth is that uncertainty is simply a part of life.

Whether it is the decision of joining a new society in school, choosing your career or even moving homes - there is always THE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN. Like it or not, we are constantly filled with 'WHAT IF' questions :

'What if they think I'm an idiot?' 

'What if I don't fit in?'

'What if my project/ presentation/ date / exam / play *fill in the blank* goes horribly wrong?'

There are no guarantees in life. Well, apart from death. And taxes as mentioned. And all those terrible diseases you'd get if you don't exercise. No one can guarantee that we will wake up the next morning or that the sun will shine.Yet, uncertainties are what push us to our limits. It is the very fact that we do not know the outcome that we work harder and strive for the best. It is what drives us and encourages the creative process. Thomas Edison didn't know that he would invent the light bulb but he tried and finally succeeded on his 100th? attempt. 

Uncertainties is also what give us the excitement and flavour in life. Can you imagine knowing how your day will turn out every. single. day? Or if you knew you would be unsuccessful in something. Would you still attempt it? The fact is, uncertainties give us that mystery in life and every so often, we are greeted with pleasant surprises.

I know it's difficult sometimes when there are just so many variables. Especially if you're making a major decision that could be life changing. So to ease that anxiousness, here are my advices:

3. Embrace it - accept uncertainties and treat it like your friend to push you to do better or just keep that spice in your life

2. Understand that Life has its own plans - it sounds silly but I really think it's true. Sometimes shit happens and you think it's probably the worst thing that can occur then. But somewhere down the road, when you look back, whatever happened was just necessary for you to grow and make you stronger

1. Love yourself - at the end of the day, it is yourself against uncertainty. You will have to deal with your decisions and emotions. What's important is to remember that we often neglect the most important person to us - ourselves. We are quick to self blame but never fast enough to give ourselves a pat on the back when we do something well

Now, after this very long post (which is unlike me), I shall leave you with this picture to ponder upon.

IF YOU KEEP HESITATING AND NEVER TAKE THAT STEP FORWARD BECAUSE YOU'RE UNCERTAIN, YOU WILL NEVER DISCOVER THE ADVENTURES THAT AWAIT YOU!

(PJ - PHANTOM BLOGGER AT SMALLDOTFARTS)

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)

HAVE A FARTILICIOUS SUNDAY!

As you all must be aware by now, here at smalldotfarts, we encourage healthy farts. 

The reason behind the name? 

An inside joke we siblings share :)

Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, have a great day! 

And here, I shall impart a 'flailing-chicken-tryin-to-fly' picture from the gardens of Drum Castle. 

Pretty classy, eh? heh.

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)

어반 자카파 (URBAN ZAKAPA)- 나비 (BUTTERFLY) (FLY AWAY)

I'm beginning to warm up to K-Indie. 

It's so soothing and the vocals are lovely :)

Fly away butterfly

Fly away butterfly

그대여 나비처럼 날아가요

geu-dae-yeo na-bi-cheo-leom nal-a-ga-yo-

그 언젠가 내게로 돌아오겠죠

geu eon-jen-ga nae-ge-lo dol-a-o-get-jyo-

butterfly butterfly fly away from me

butterfly butterfly fly away from me

작은 바람결에도 그대 느낄 수 있게

jak-eun ba-lam-gyeol-e-do geu-dae neu-kkil su it-ge-

Fly away butterfly

Fly away butterfly

그대여 나비처럼 날아가요

geu-dae-yeo na-bi-cheo-leom nal-a-ga-yo-

이제는 저 멀리 날개를 펴고

i-je-neun jeo meol-li nal-gae-leul pyeo-go-

butterfly butterfly fly away from me

butterfly butterfly fly away from me

하늘의 구름처럼 항상 곁에 있을게

ha-neul-ui gu-leum-cheo-leom hang-sang gyeot-e it-eul-ge-

넌 나비처럼 날아와 부는 바람을 타고

neon na-bi-cheo-leom nal-a-wa bu-neun ba-lam-eul ta-go-

행복한 기억들만 안겨줬었지

haeng-bok-han gi-eok-deul-man an-gyeo-jwot-eot-ji-

너의 웃는모습과 좋았던 기억 모두

neo-ui ut-neun-mo-seub-gwa jo-at-deon gi-eok mo-du-

내게 남겨두고서 이제 떠나가네요

nae-ge nam-gyeo-du-go-seo i-je tteo-na-ga-ne-yo-

나 바보처럼 그대 생각하다 또 눈물이 나죠

na ba-bo-cheo-leom geu-dae saeng-gak-ha-da tto nun-mul-i na-jyo-

드리운 그리움 떨곳이 없죠

deu-li-un geu-li-um tteol-got-i eob-jyo-

내 마음 둘곳이 없죠

nae ma-eum dul-got-i eob-jyo-

마음은 아프지만 웃으며 보내줄게요

ma-eum-eun a-peu-ji-man ut-eu-myeo bo-nae-jul-ge-yo-

Fly away butterfly

Fly away butterfly

그대여 나비처럼 날아가요

geu-dae-yeo na-bi-cheo-leom nal-a-ga-yo-

그 언젠가 내게로 돌아오겠죠

geu eon-jen-ga nae-ge-lo dol-a-o-get-jyo-

butterfly butterfly fly away from me

butterfly butterfly fly away from me

작은 바람결에도 그대 느낄 수 있게

jak-eun ba-lam-gyeol-e-do geu-dae neu-kkil su it-ge-

오랜 기억속 그대의 아련한 그 뒷모습

o-laen gi-eok-sok geu-dae-ui a-lyeon-han geu dwit-mo-seub-

오늘따라 왜이리 아른거리죠

o-neul-tta-la wae-i-li a-leun-geo-li-jyo-

그대 떠나갔지만 지금 내게 없지만

geu-dae tteo-na-gat-ji-man ji-geum nae-ge eob-ji-man-

그댈 믿고있어요 내게 와줄거라고

geu-dael mit-go-it-eo-yo nae-ge wa-jul-geo-la-go-

Fly away butterfly

Fly away butterfly

그대여 나비처럼 날아가요

geu-dae-yeo na-bi-cheo-leom nal-a-ga-yo-

이제는 저 멀리 날개를 펴고

i-je-neun jeo meol-li nal-gae-leul pyeo-go-

butterfly butterfly fly away from me

butterfly butterfly fly away from me

하늘의 구름처럼 항상 곁에 있을게

ha-neul-ui gu-leum-cheo-leom hang-sang gyeot-e it-eul-ge

On a totally random note, I'll be flying away tonight! 

TO MY SIBLINGS! WEEE! :D

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)

IF THEY CAN DO IT...

I recently came across an article citing weird animal best friends.

 Chimpanzee and white tiger as pictured above. 

Hippo and tortoise.

 Tigress and piglets. Yes, you read it right.

It just makes you wonder how these animals that have a natural predator-prey relationship could also become best friends. We humans on the other hand are meant to be the smartest of them all and yet, even the smallest of things could drive a wedge between the best of relationships.

Watch the video below and the closing line will echo in your ears:

'IF THEY CAN DO IT.....

WHAT'S OUR EXCUSE?'

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)

NEED SOME DANCE MOVES?

Ever wondered how you should dance in the club? If you're worried about not knowing how to move, fret not. These two videos will have JUST the right moves for EVERYONE :)

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'SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?' SEASON 8 [TOP 10 GUYS]

Performed for the second time during the finale night, here are the AMAZING top 10 guys who just blew my mind with this 'Matrix' themed performance. 

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)

MALAYSIANS -__-

Anyway, jokes aside. Let's keep our fingers and toes crossed that the people in Indonesia will be safe. 

#PrayForSumatra

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)

'SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?' (SEASON 8)- MARKO & CAITLYNN

Caitlynn and Marko with a Sonya Tayeh jazz piece about a controlling man and his girlfriend, set to "Heavy in Your Arms" by Florence + the Machine. It was a strong and aggressive performance, and Caitlynn's best by a mile! She has finally proven that she deserves to be in the competition. And Marko was fabulous as usual.

Credit: dnr47

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'SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?' (SEASON 8)- MARKO & MELANIE

THE FINALE IS THIS FRIDAYYYYYYYYY! 

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! 

I have a feeling that either Marko or Melanie might win it for this season. I mean, I don't know. The Top 4 are already the best of the best so whoever who bags the title is worthy of it :)

Here's a lyrical hip-hop performance performed by Marko & Melanie and 

IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOD! 

It's crazy good! Watch their story unfold about the transition of friends to lovers. <3

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)

THE VOICE (COACHES) PERFORM 'CRAZY'

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

ADAM LEVINE

CEE LO GREEN

BLAKE SHELTON

Boy do they sound goooooooood!

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[COVER] GOTYE- SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW (5 PEOPLE ON 1 GUITAR)

Honestly, this video was MIND-BLOWING. There's so much swag going on, I can't even...

#SWAGOVERLOAD

This cover is DA' BOMB! Trust me.

As usual, ENJOY! :)

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)

BIG BANG ON RUNNING MAN!!! (Yes, it's TRUE!)

Hello folks!

If you've been wishing and hoping and praying that Big Bang would appear on Running Man, that day has finally come! News of all 5 members filming for the show swept across the internet like wildfire a week ago and now, we finally get a glimpse of the thrill to come!



I don't know about you but I'm E.X.C.I.T.E.D!!!

Big Bang + Running Man = AWESOME! 

Guess we'll all just have to be patient until it airs on the 4th of March! (and to the rest of us who don't speak Korean, we'll have to wait a few days more but hey, good things come to those who wait!)

Which team will be the best at hide and seek and emerge as the Big Man in this Running Bang competition?
(see what I did there? XD )

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)
PJ

LAUGHTER; THE BEST MEDICINE #14

HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYYY! :D

I know it's been quite a while since my last post of 'LAUGHTER; THE BEST MEDICINE' but fret not! 

IT'S BACK, BABY! OH HELL YEAH. 

To many, tomorrow is Valentine's Day but to me, it's Tuesday (:

#WORD

OMGGG, HOW CUUUUUTEEE! :3

SPARTA KOOK! RAWR!

Awwwwwwww <3

AAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL! 

Poor thing :(

........SERIOUSLY!?

SO CUTE! :D

There's no denying that  *winks*

AHAHAHAHAH. You see what I seeee?

AIM HIGH, BABEYH. 

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)

Whitney Houston: Your Legacy Lives On...

It's always difficult when the world loses someone so gifted. Let us celebrate the life and great works of Whitney Houston and may the memories of her live on..









*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)


PJ

KOREAN-ENGLISH :D

Here's something super funny that's bound to brighten your day!

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)

SHIT ________ SAY

Shit Gay Vampires Say cracks me up all the time! 

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THE PIANO GUYS- PARADISE (PEPONI) FEAT ALEX BOYE

HEY GUYSSSSS! :D

I'm sure many of you are familiar with The Piano Guys because they're oh-so-talented and they TRULY INSPIRE me with their music. When they play, you get a glimpse of their soul that yearns to spread music all around the world. These are what we call true musicians. They have my utmost respect for going out of their way to present us with new, refreshing videos that enables our perception of music to grow and constantly be enhanced. Their music gives me hope and I hope by sharing it here, you would find strength too. 

This time, The Piano Guys did a cover of Coldplay's Paradise with an African twist. It's very soulful and just caught my attention right from the start. I felt like it would be a sin not to share this wonderful cover and I hope that like me, you would find it beautiful. :)

As usual, ENJOY :)





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WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE?

I just found THE MOST ADORABLE CHILD VIDEO EVERRRRRRRRRR! 

Her dad interrogates her asking who's her favourite between him and mom and she definitely has got him wrapped around her fingers. He tried to brain wash his little one and that was so amusing to watch. He's one of the most hilarious dads ever! I would also give credits to his FANTASTIC editing of the video and his QUIRKY captions. This video would definitely put a smile on your face :)

"I'm not picking you up until we get this sorted, okay? It's a battle of wits! 

Me and you."

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LAUGHTER; THE BEST MEDICINE #13

I give in really easily.

AHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sure it's not just me? :p

Stalking outcomes. LOL. 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That's...pretty smart :p

O______________O

#everyweek

:)

AHAHAHAHAH! It's not THAT badddddddd!

TT________TT

LOLLL. 

How cute!

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Can't stop laughing!

Lame but funny :p

"WHAI MA, WHAIIIIII?"

God bless her soul :)

#WORD

The next time I take a nap, NO ONE MOVES! 

WOOOOOOOOOO~

SEE?! It's like a remedy or something!

STOP! JUST STOP RACISM. 

*Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttssss!* :)